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Untung aja gw baca (miraculously shocked), di dalamnya ad sesuatu yg mnrt gw 'gila bgt'... ni gw copas smwny persis smp titik komanya... Check it out...
Physoc's Top 10
(Physoc = Physics Society)
You can't honestly be a Physics Major without knowing... At least 10 ways to utilize Physics in daily life!!!!!
1. Setting aside time for...
Physoc orientation! Understanding the nature of time reminds you that you can't be at two places at one time so... block out these 4 hours early on! Refer to page 6 inside for details! =p
Masih dalam tahap waras... Santai dulu... :)
2. Be lameeee...
Upon being hit by a falling apple, you exclaim aloud, "Phew, aren't I lucky that kinetic energy is only half of mv, squared."
Sudah menemukan kecacatan, baik dari judul dan isinya...??
3. Communicating with my dog...
(say it aloud and you'll get it... =p)
gw gx ngerti nulisnya gimana, tp u bacalah simbol massa jenis (Rho) 3x...
4. Annoying seniors
When being viva-ed (gw masi gx tw mxd viva disini, sry yh...) by your year 4 seniors, remember that your main source of error in the lab is God. If he wills it to fail, it fails... =p
Kegilaan semakin parah...
5. Exasperating your lecturers
5 minutes before the end of the exam, stick out your watch and wave it like mad. When asked why, respond... "According to relativity, time dilates when moving at high speed."
Gw ud mulai cape nulis commentny... Ud makin seruuuuuu... =p
6. Spoil a pick-up line...
Some guy : Hey, do you believe in fate?
You : Actually, I don't. I'm sorry... but with the discovery of quantum mechanics which leaves us in the sticky situation of being unable to predict the final outcomes even when you do know all the initial conditions... I mean, if it doesn't work in the lab, why'd it work in life...??
Artiin sndr yh... ^^
7. Getting out of chores...
Mom : Clean up your room!!!
You : But mom, that's going against the 2nd law of thermodynamics...
/swt
8. Staying awake in class
Bring a bottle of diet coke and mentos into class. Caution: you'll have a sticky face at the end of it all...
9. Impress people
Throw a whole bunch of unrelated jargon together... "Oh, I just did a contour integral in the complex-plane of a fourth order-tensor in Minkowski space-time." It helps to sound like you know what you're talking about.
10. Confessing your love...
You : Do you know that the universe is expanding...?
Girl concerned : Erm... yeah, so...?
You : Well... it's amazing how lucky I am to still be able to meet a girl as lovely as you...
Udah ah, cukup... thx 4 your time...
